retard

slang for someone who is constantly undesirable, stupid, weird, immature, a loser, etc.

Guy 1: "I think I am best friends with all of them, but my football playing 'Friends' think I am a dousche and a wannabe

I like to pelt girls with snowballs and then run away to my mommy when they hit me back

I am a fat whitey in the rich suburbs, but I wear wannabe gangster hats backwards

I constantly tell jokes and do things that are obnoxious, immature, retarded, ignorant, etc. that most people think are weird

I like to brag about everyting I have and yet, my parents hardly have any money, though i pretend they do

I get terrible grades and my parents don't even care

I creep girls out by making random psycho sex noises

An entire fourth grade class signed a "bully note" about me

I pretend I'm all that and a bag of chips (which I wouldeat)

Most people hate me

I have the i.q of a 6 year old (if im lucky)

I make fun of people that are much more attractive then me

I am a fag

I am short and fat

I wish a girl or a guy (even better) would kiss me!!

I am an all around loser"
Guy 2: "You're a retard"

by girl45678493759 January 7, 2010

Retard

Locally Developed or Mentally Challenged.

Look at that Tyler kid, .. what is he doing?
Bleh he's just a retard.
Nawh hes LD.

by ACWUZHERE May 10, 2010

retard

See Subhuman

RETARDS ARE SUBHUMAN BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO SOULS.

by not a subhuman October 13, 2009

ReTail

Young women who work at department stores.

At first, I had considered fast food, but then I saw the ReTail at the clothing store. I chose to get some ReTail.

by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008

Retard

To slow down; to delay

Also;(in slang)
An idiot; some guy who does stupid things

Puting the food in the refrigerater will retard the process of decay.

"You Retard! You cant even add 1+1!"

by K.U.E December 12, 2008

Retard proof

this u can use for situation when you gave all correct explanations and dude u left to finish the thing does it all wrong.

Sound engenier(you left just to exist there):Everything was fine with the sound but then they changed the microphones?
You irritated:You managed to fuck up Retard proof

by MadDogVlad November 7, 2006

retardage

the conscious act of refering yourself back to a state of mental blockage.

I could not believe the drunken retardage at the party last night.

by Marissa Jenae March 26, 2008