chopstick religion

the chopstick religion is a religion where the people believe the chopsticks are the true gods of life

“the chopstick religion is more of a cult then a religion..”

by 😌🥢 November 19, 2019

fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

Gate religion

A religion created to have the ability to be a born again virgin. The ability to change ur virginity depending on what city you are in or just in general.

Thanks to the gate religions I’m a born again version

by Hotdaddies September 17, 2020

Hoodie Religion

A common religion coming from the north-west very common in states such as Ohio, Washington, Wyoming, and Nebraska and many more. In this religion the males wear Hoodie over their heads, while women don't have any customs. This religion follows the belief of the Bible.

What's your religion?
Oh mine is Hoodie Religion

by The World Of Men October 26, 2020

Kagodyama religion

This is the religion of Kageyama Tobio. We worship and pray to Kageyama. We also drink milk (angrily) to feel blessed by his existence. Holy water never heard of that it's holy milk.

Pray Kageyama my friend
Drink holy milk and stay hydrated
Become a part of the friendly kagodyama religion.

by Kageyamasqueenofthecourt October 30, 2020

Send religion

Following the send gods and keeping the send going.

Are you part of the send religion?

by Send God January 24, 2021

Borderline religious

Someone who has a background in religion but does not practice fully and is skeptical about said religion

I am borderline religious when it comes to the Bible because I don’t know if I believe all of it!

by Elizabeth Sharee February 19, 2021