Retard Valley
Retard Valley by lstockl June 5, 2019
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The really retarded people that are in every school, and who are also popular. See chav, hottie, popular kid.
These people act like they know it all and act like they are hard when they are weak little pussys... Nobody likes then about from their own little "crew" because like treat everyone like dirt but except to be treated like a king or queen in return.
(*) IN EVERY SCHOOL, YEARGROUP, YOU WILL COME ACROSS!
(*) WHATEVER ANYBODY SAYS, THE POPULAR PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS RETARD-POPS!!
These people act like they know it all and act like they are hard when they are weak little pussys... Nobody likes then about from their own little "crew" because like treat everyone like dirt but except to be treated like a king or queen in return.
(*) IN EVERY SCHOOL, YEARGROUP, YOU WILL COME ACROSS!
(*) WHATEVER ANYBODY SAYS, THE POPULAR PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS RETARD-POPS!!
THE RETARD-POPS IN AN AMEICAN SCHOOL
Kelly: Like, OMG sistah! I am like, soooooo not inviting jenny to my parteeeeeee because she is soooo lameeeeeee
Stacy: Yar! i know excatly what you meaaaaan sistaaaaah
Kevin: Kelly, will you make outttttt with meeeeeeeeee
Kelly: nooooooo babeeee, i told yah, we are taking it slowleeeeeeee!!
Stacy: okaaaaaaay then, I will liiiiike make out witttttt yooooooouuuuu theeeenn kevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Kevin: (mwah mwah)
RETARD-POPS IN AN ENGLISH SCHOOL
Mika: letz go cruisin rownd da town in dis badboi CHAZA
Chaza: kkz sxc mika letz go happy slap som gayz bbz
Mika: kk dat shud b funnn
Chaza: yersh i know
THE RETARD RETARD BACKSTABBERS IN ENGLAND:
Ljfoei: omg i am such a lil slut i h8 myself so much
me: ok
Ljfoei: im such a liar and a backstabbing bitchy hoe will u forgive me
me: no
Ljfoei: wWHYYYYyyyy :'(
me: cus i dont like you
Ljfoei: ok
Kelly: Like, OMG sistah! I am like, soooooo not inviting jenny to my parteeeeeee because she is soooo lameeeeeee
Stacy: Yar! i know excatly what you meaaaaan sistaaaaah
Kevin: Kelly, will you make outttttt with meeeeeeeeee
Kelly: nooooooo babeeee, i told yah, we are taking it slowleeeeeeee!!
Stacy: okaaaaaaay then, I will liiiiike make out witttttt yooooooouuuuu theeeenn kevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Kevin: (mwah mwah)
RETARD-POPS IN AN ENGLISH SCHOOL
Mika: letz go cruisin rownd da town in dis badboi CHAZA
Chaza: kkz sxc mika letz go happy slap som gayz bbz
Mika: kk dat shud b funnn
Chaza: yersh i know
THE RETARD RETARD BACKSTABBERS IN ENGLAND:
Ljfoei: omg i am such a lil slut i h8 myself so much
me: ok
Ljfoei: im such a liar and a backstabbing bitchy hoe will u forgive me
me: no
Ljfoei: wWHYYYYyyyy :'(
me: cus i dont like you
Ljfoei: ok
Retard-Pops by briiz September 1, 2006
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