An internet legend and Walter White look a like who love raceplay and worshipping black men while he huffs poppers to them while he strokes his dong to them. Fuck he loves his dong
Fuck I Fucking Live Niggers, And Their Big Fucking Black Fucking Chocolate Crazy Fucking Nigger Cocks, Fucking Love Niggers, I’m A Fucking Nigger Loving Faggot - Redneck Russ
by LOGANsaurs May 27, 2025
Get the Redneck Russmug. This is the guy that always has a beer in is hand. He has no limit to how much he can drink. Odds are he has a car up on blocks and will have it fixed up sooner or later. A good guy to have in your crew because most are loyal to a fault, even though his drunken fun will sometimes get you into trouble.
by Chris the Wordsmith February 22, 2011
Get the Redneck Ridamug. Someone who likes playing pool and likes throwing darts
Likes going to the junkyard looking for parts
Likes to shoot his guns in the dark
Likes to hang out in the trailer park
Has got used tires and in good shape
Has every dukes of hazzard ever sold on tape
Who are you to tell them they got no class?
They are proud to be a redneck piece of white trash!
Their someone who likes their out-of-date hairdo
Likes picking their nose and getting tattoos
Likes drinking beer while working on their car
Likes drinking beer and pissing in their yard
They like to burb and they like to fart
They like picking up girls when they go to walmart
They like adjusting their nuts and scratching their ass
Every night they go to bed with a buzz
They dream that they are drinking
They wake up and they are
They'll be a drunk redneck until the day their dead
They drink beer with their breakfast and before they go to bed
They like to fish and hunt when their drunk
They like to have sex in the back of their truck
You can tall them rude and crude and crass
But they're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash
They like to dip and they like to spit
They like talking on the phone while taking a shit
They're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash and if you don't like that, then pucker up motherfucker you can kiss their ass.
Likes going to the junkyard looking for parts
Likes to shoot his guns in the dark
Likes to hang out in the trailer park
Has got used tires and in good shape
Has every dukes of hazzard ever sold on tape
Who are you to tell them they got no class?
They are proud to be a redneck piece of white trash!
Their someone who likes their out-of-date hairdo
Likes picking their nose and getting tattoos
Likes drinking beer while working on their car
Likes drinking beer and pissing in their yard
They like to burb and they like to fart
They like picking up girls when they go to walmart
They like adjusting their nuts and scratching their ass
Every night they go to bed with a buzz
They dream that they are drinking
They wake up and they are
They'll be a drunk redneck until the day their dead
They drink beer with their breakfast and before they go to bed
They like to fish and hunt when their drunk
They like to have sex in the back of their truck
You can tall them rude and crude and crass
But they're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash
They like to dip and they like to spit
They like talking on the phone while taking a shit
They're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash and if you don't like that, then pucker up motherfucker you can kiss their ass.
Jim: Hey, Mike! Is that Jim over there drinking sasafras root beer, eating fried chicken, and sitting in his rat-laced front lawn couch listening to Rebel Son with his 400 pound wife through his beat-downed 69' Dodge Charger bucket?
Mike: Yep! He's good lil feller and he's proud to be a redneck piece of white trash.
Mike: Yep! He's good lil feller and he's proud to be a redneck piece of white trash.
by Secularistdestroyer July 20, 2025
Get the A Redneck Piece of White Trashmug. Being redneck ain’t just wearing camo, driving a big ass truck, and listening to country music. Being a redneck is about loyalty and respect. Rednecks also don’t only listen to country, we listen to rock and rap too. And it also ain’t driving a huge ass truck. What about the rednecks who drive $1200 Hondas and New Edge Mustangs? They exist too. And ah yes camo, it also ain’t only camo. We wear Jordans, Under Armour shirts, North Face, Columbia, and basically everything else. Don’t be a fake redneck who has a gay looking jacked up haircut. Be a real redneck.
Bahaha! Look at Ryan😂 Thinks he’s a redneck just because he has that jacked up haircut and posts Snapchat stories with his shirt off.
by Yippie kay yay December 29, 2020
Get the Redneckmug. by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
Get the redneck fairy-talesmug. by Hfhrhehhehehrhrh October 15, 2021
Get the Redneckmug. When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
Get the Redneck Wet Wipemug.