K poon

this is a move invented in the town of gisborne. This is when you take a shit on the toilet seat instead of inside the bowl.

Adam connolly did a k poon while doing pushups

by Adam connolly May 21, 2009

Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.

Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.

by The Stiffis February 26, 2010

bolt your poon

An east coast bastardization of 'shut up', more commonly used at boarding schools

"Polt your poon, newb! I do what I want!" Exclaimed Stillman as he beats Rohan with a discarded hockey stick

by Bishop Craig B. Anderson March 31, 2003

Poon

Poon is the new and cool pronunciation of the word pwn formerly pone... because thats such a cool word already.

For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.

"Dude im going to poon you in the ghost"
"not if i poon you in the banshee"

by B.S. December 9, 2004

phoon

a really fat gay kid that sweats all the time.

peanuts is a big phoon

by wbg May 29, 2007

poon raider

to fully understand the definition of poon raider,you must understand these two words;
poonaniwich means VAGINA
and raiderwich is just derived from tomb raider
now that you understand that, you should understand this word. you can also get a certificate that means you are a certified poon raider.

Wow, that guy is such a poon raider,i would look up to him.
that guy has a special certificate. he must be a certified poon raider.or,
hey baby,Thats right im a certified POON RAIDER get ready for some poon raiding!!

go have fun and raid those poons

by fssdfhbgj December 7, 2006

Poon

A person that enjoys licking bicycle seats and cannot stop

You gotta get over pooning and move on

by Stead February 12, 2008