Sidewinder poop

When ones poop is so long and unbroken that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl like a snake, hence sidewinder poop.

"There is a sidewinder poop wrapped around the bowl 2 full times."

by sherri421 June 16, 2009

Poop Snotching

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.

Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.

by Vladdx March 3, 2008

poop eraser

The Evolutionary Leaf

With the help of modern day science, we no longer have to resort to using a leaf while squating by some tree in a public park. You can purchase modernized poop eraser at any convenience store.

Modernized poop eraser makes me proud to be an American.

by Lala PaPloopza April 23, 2008

poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

by Vacupunk December 21, 2008

poop sleeve

The sleeve you pull up when your wiping your ass so you don't get any poop on it.

Dude, did you just take a shit?
Why do you ask?
Because your poop sleeve is still up!

by MayBBayB February 15, 2010

poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

le big poop

when you take a shit so large that you're proud of it

I just did "le big poop." It was SO large that I flushed three times and it was still there. Stinky too. I'll bet you can't do "le big poop."

by cool uncle August 14, 2011