puddle ninja

a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles

guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas

by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012

poodle bean

Novice, naive.

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.

by Bend-over November 28, 2013

Poddepeque

The female equivalent of a 'partial'. Relatively minor but noticeable excitation of the genital area in response to a particular stimulus pronounced pod-e-pe-queue.

Anastasia felt a flurry of excitement southbound as Christian Grey strode into his office and sat atop his desk. It was at this point she realised that she had just experienced her first poddepeque in at least a month and the bats had been unleashed from their cave.

by DrCPsyUK January 21, 2014

puddle disease

When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.

Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.

by Cloud Sniper March 10, 2014

poodle fucksquad

When your poodle isn't just enough for that special moment. So you do something fucking wild and bring another poodle in to fuck so you're just having a straight poodle fucksquad

Dude my poodle is being a real fucking cum ruiner so I was like ya know what bringing another for a poodle fucksquad

by The Gore March 5, 2014

puddle boob

The boob that puddles when pushed up, and there is a gap between the strap and the boob.

That server has great puddle boob.

by yodi yoder October 11, 2014

Poodle in my noodle

A best friend who's one in a million.

I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.

by r siz December 5, 2014