Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by Malcolm X-crement January 06, 2004
Word used for any shitty throw from right-field to a base in the infield. Includes rainbows, skid-marks, and any other fucked up throw.
by JC May 30, 2004
The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.
Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'
by hansmuff@krampus.com March 22, 2011
by simpfor1D May 12, 2020
I have no clue, I haven't found one yet. But here are some tings to look out for in your perfect guy:
He'll be smart, hot, funny and most of all adorable and sweet. He'll be the kind of guy that will do things like write your name and definition in the Urban Dictionary saying great things about you. You will never find the perfect guy....Which kind of sucks so yeah. Good luck. Tell me if you find one.
He'll be smart, hot, funny and most of all adorable and sweet. He'll be the kind of guy that will do things like write your name and definition in the Urban Dictionary saying great things about you. You will never find the perfect guy....Which kind of sucks so yeah. Good luck. Tell me if you find one.
Does not exist Unfortunately would be nice The perfect guy will probably only match with the perfect girl, and face it, that's never going to happen, either0
by frghjdsuehrbtgldiosquwygef September 30, 2012
Person 1: How would you describe a perfect jawline.
Person 2: Hansol Vernon Chwe
Person 1: You’re a genius
Person 2: Hansol Vernon Chwe
Person 1: You’re a genius
by Zee_ee December 28, 2020
It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020