Paper II

Paper II is the best character in all of inanimate insanity. He is an A4 sheet of loose-leaf paper who is clearly gay.

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite inanimate insanity character?
Person 2: Oh, its Paper ii!

by Smelly Juice the Juice April 7, 2023

Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.

If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."

by higmaster flash April 27, 2023

papelntior

You like eating paper, or you are in love with paper.

She is my papelntior.

by guyguyguyguyguyguy June 29, 2023

paperjam29

The supreme leader of pure chaos. He is also a furry

Paperjam29 is from the south

by friendoftheoutright August 23, 2023

Paperbagging

Paperbagging is the act of covering the face of a sexual partner with a paper bag so as to not look at their unsightly fizzog during intercourse. This practice is commonly used by people who chose to date a butterface.

Did you hear? Tim was paperbagging Emma last night. He's the worst pediatrician ever.

by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.

Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"

by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009

Chin Paper

Toilet paper used to 'mop up', after sexual activities of facial nature.

Here's Chin Paper for when we've finished.

by Popdis March 12, 2011