Shit Pillow

A shit pillow is when you shit in someone’s pillow case and wait for them to lay their head on it, it’s pretty evil

yo let’s shit in johns pillow case

so a Shit pillow?

yea

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

pillow crisis

Lady of the evening is too loud in bed.

in other words, you should have covered her face with a pillow to stop the noise. Usually a problem if you are at someone else's house, have neighbours close by, guests over, or you still live with your parents.

"That girl you were with last night was a pillow crisis" or

"damn that girl I brought home last night was the pillow crisis"

by surreywathoe July 17, 2014

Pillow Squatter

Someone who takes a shit on their pillow before sleep

I went to john's house yesterday night and he is for sure a pillow squatter, there was shit all over his pillow.

by ZachISHEREE December 9, 2022

Best western pillow teeth

Mostly white peoples teeth that are shaped like best western pillows

AYO she’s got some best western pillow teeth

by casidymae January 14, 2021

pillow vibes

when u fall for ya pillow

dude 1: i think i’m in love
dudette1: with who, bethany??
dude 1: no, pillow vibessss

by real clown girl shii September 13, 2019

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022

Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

by clear creek October 8, 2022