Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind

•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.

by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020

Piss Piggy

A piss piggy is a man who attends homosexual piss orgies to get in the middle of all the other men pissing and cumming just to recieve the symphony of fluids all over his body to then snarf up it all like a little piggy.

He is such a little piss piggy. At every orgy, he can never just fuck us all in the ass. He has to get in the middle and snarf up all the piss and cum while oinking in pleasure so I never get a turn.

by Phillip Oliver-Holsenpitz April 28, 2023

Piss weasel

a Piss Weasel is a really annoying dick

As in Paul was a right piss weasel

by Stuart Sargent June 21, 2006

pissed - offitude

An emotional state consisting of being severely pissed - off.

I made up the word myself.

Wow, that guy certainly needs something to help his constant pissed - offitude.

by Bob882 November 17, 2004

Pissing it down

Raining cats and dogs / raining on Dave Landins' parade.

Look outside, holy shit, it's pissing it down.

by ajems August 29, 2014

Swamp Piss

When the bathroom has its own humidity and the odor of piss is in the air.

When walking into a public restroom and as soon as you open the door you immediately feel the climate change and the aroma of piss smacks you in the face. That my friends is Swamp Piss.

by kingofbigmac June 20, 2009

Piss Patch

The wet spot in the crotch area of a guy's pants when he rushes the process of urination, tucking it back in before fully drained. The resulting after-dribble causes a tell tale wet spot, or Piss Patch.

Dave came out of the bathroom at the party with a Piss Patch on the front of his pants, resulting in the creation of his new nickname, "Piss Patch Boy".

by Timmer Tim Tim January 22, 2014