john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 28, 2024

Oliver Brown

HUGE COCK and loves tanks

stop jerking off Oliver Brown

by fat cunt horse cock January 04, 2022

dirty olive garden

the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick

"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"

by butter-flies January 26, 2023

Marvin Olive Jr.

Marvin Olive's son marvin olive jr. wgat is it

Marvin Olive: i am in my room
Marvin Olive Jr.: Me two
Kevin Hart: waddup
marvin Olive Jr: Yo

by charlesbarkleyfan14 December 30, 2024

Marvin Olive Jr.

Marvin Olive's son marvin olive jr. wgat is it

Marvin Olive: i am in my room
Marvin Olive Jr. : Me two
Kevin Hart: waddup
marvin Olive Jr. : Yo

by charlesbarkleyfan14 December 30, 2024

oliver

a goat

oliver is a goat

by carlosistheprophet123 November 16, 2021

Oliver

The perfect boyfriend, an Oliver is funny, sweet, kind, and attractive. Has a sweet nature and gives off a feeling of security. I should know, i have an Oliver.

Me: i got a boyfriend!!!!!!
My friends: who??
Me: oliver.
My friends: lucky!!!
Oliver: whassup ladies?!?!
Me and my friends: er...

by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019