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Oliver

Oliver wtf how'd you get on urban dicktionary im dead
me: I know who you are, Oliver peter.
Oliver: what?
me:
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oliver

a guy with the FATTEST ass
GYAT ITS AN OLIVER.
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Oliver

To be really cool and funny. Super tall, super smart, rizzler, really good at cooking, praise Jesus, can speak 10 languages, can play every instrument known to mankind, 100/10 🔥
Damn Oliver?
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Pizza With Green Olives

a term used for a sidepiece, or a sidechick, because a pizza with green olives is nobody's first choice, unless if you're a psychopath or a homosexual, but it's there if you want it.
Frank: "Rhonda. You're my Pizza With Green Olives."

Rhonda: "Ok Frank, time to take your medication."
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Oliver Robinson

Oliver Robinson- lanky retard (looks like a monkey)
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the olive theory

so basically, it referes to the theory from how i met your mother which says that the potential of a relationship is determined by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other one don't. In this case, the one who hates olives gave them to the other so they completed eachother. But the theory is not just about opposing points fitting well together : the most important thing is about willing to sacrifice something you love, to give it to the other.
Ted Mosby, HIMYM : The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lily : he hates olive, she loves them. In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple.

Later, Marshall actually admitted that he liked olives but gave them to Lily because she loves olives more
by legend-wait for it...-DARY November 17, 2023
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my oliver

oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.
Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”
by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023
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