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old corporate

One of your "friends" that decides to get a job. This piece of shit wears ties in public and talks about how much money he makes. Can be seen at local bars looking for gay dudes or at strip joints spending mad cash.
Did you see Corpo today?

Ya, he got a job and wears a suit everywhere he goes.

He is being Old Corporate these days.
by Dr. Poonking $$$ February 27, 2010
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old baggison

a fat, old person, usually in their middle to late sixties. They tend to look much older then they actually are and typically have less than ten years to live. Often times, they can be seen on the beach wearing a speedo, but generally wherever they are they dress as if they are young people.

Unlike an old bag old baggison is not gender specific.
Person one: I saw some old baggisons on the beach today. They male baggison was wearing a speedo and his old baggison wife had a thong. I wanted to gouge my eyes out my eyes with a rusty spoon.

Person two: I saw an old baggison with a miniskirt. She bent over in front of me in Walmart and I went home and cried.
by udderly generic December 20, 2010
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Old beam

The term "old bean" has the same meaning as "old beam"! However "old bean" derives from the American use of the word. As us British like to be different we use "old beam" !!
by Jerry Cox October 3, 2011
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Old Holborn

The whispy pubes poking out from a swimsuit or bikini.
Darling, do you realise your Old Holborn is on show, you need to wax!
by armchair anarchist February 17, 2012
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Old Man Power

The triumphant power of a mature mind as a substitute for youth in competitive arenas such as sport. Can be shortened to OMP.
"Did you see that play by Manning ? He's 37 years old for crying out loud. That's Old Man Power for you. Brilliant."
by Old Blue December 25, 2013
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Old Dirt Road

The colon or arsehole.
-That filthy bitch likes up the old dirt road.
-Those gay cunts were going for it up the old dirt road.
by Rygar12 November 7, 2016
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old man tough

It is a known fact that old men can push through pain better than young men
Damn, my dad outclimbed me in the mountains today. That dude is old man tough!
by Tough Old Man February 18, 2018
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