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well word

We going to the club, well word!
by Kdenman December 6, 2016
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Oliver Wells

A person who forgets about his friends he knew for 7 years, and only spends 12 days of the year speaking to them
"Oliver Wells" looks like a nice guy, but i won't trust him to be my friend
by MAYBE LB DID IT July 21, 2020
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Wellness Bitch

A term colloquially applied to an individual who meticulously avoids carbohydrates, strategically manipulates nutrients, and leverages their dietary choices as both a political statement and a testament to their superiority. This person often believes their eating habits not only contribute to personal health but also significantly benefit the environment, thereby asserting moral and ethical high ground based on their consumption patterns.
Claire is such a Wellness Bitch! She won't come out with us to the Italian restaurant because everything has gluten and nightshades in it.
by Joan Breibart March 13, 2024
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Honduran Well Pumper

One participant assumes a “pile driver” position so that the genital area faces up. The other participant inserts their fist into his or her rectum and “pumps” up and down while the other urinates, therefore drawing “well water” .
Jose couldn’t walk right for a while after receiving a Honduran Well Pumper
by Fistertwice July 21, 2020
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The well's run dry

A situation in a conversation when both participants have exhausted their ideas, topics, or enthusiasm, leading to an awkward or unproductive silence. This often happens with family members, friends, and god forbid, parents.
Sam: Hey what's good Amy?
Amy: Nothing much..just chilling shit like that
Sam: Oh..cool. Uhh, what do you do for uhmm..uhh
Amy: Sam..are you having a stroke again?
Sam: Shut the fuck up Amy, The well's run dry again
by Nomadisense October 24, 2023
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well witch

The well witch steals all of your hot water from your water well, leaving you with an ice cold shower or bath. Used when you end up having a cold shower/bath from the moment you get in.
"Damn it, the well witch took all the warm water again!"
by kabukifurfrou January 14, 2025
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