real good

words used to annoy the hell out of some one by rigorous repetition after the question "how did you like that" is asked

P1:how did you like that
P2:real good real good real good

"not as funny if i dont do it"

by Dustin A (aka D.A.) December 8, 2004

real nigga

erasmo

ERASMO is a real nigga. 😤

by ybncordi July 17, 2018

Real Madrid

The other Hoe

Real Madrid was found on the floor overdosed on Coca reminiscing about Ronaldo

by Mo Salad April 30, 2019

Real jesus

A dark-skinned man of Jewish, Israeli descent, in (two) lifetimes revealed himself as god's son, performed many miracles, spurned the beginning of a religion based upon his teachings and those if his father, commonly called the "almighty" or God. Also, he was crucified for his crimes against the caesar of the time's laws and wishes, as well as undermining his authoritah. Real Jesus is commonly misconceived as Jesus Christ and HIS apostles, a whiter, more bearded and thorny-headwear inclined modern interpretation of a clearly Israeli-born man. Jesus Christ, however, was more widely accepted due in no small part to the common skin tone of his followers.

God:Wait, guys, uh....my son wasn't that white...

Vatican:WHATCHU SAAAAAY????

God:No seriously, he was Israeli.

Vatican:Nuh-uh. This guy with the thorn headband is Jesus.

God:Oh, lol, no that's Jesus Christ. I'm talking about my son, Real Jesus. Get it straight.

Vatican:*with fingers crossed* okaaay, we promise we'll change it....

by MariaSharapova December 7, 2010

Real Nyn

When you buy a game because a friend told you so and he doesn't play it with you after one session... you got nyn'ed

You are a real Nyn!

by FreeFrag August 30, 2017

The Real Ones

The reals ones is a unique group of individuals who FaceTime each other regularly. Typically they use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to FaceTime. Conversations within this group usually involve complete bullshit.

I really want to be a part of the real ones?
Wanna facetime real ones?

by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021

not a real college

radford

Radford kid: "Yeah man at Radford we go so hard! No other college in VA compares to us!!!"

VT/JMU/UVA kid: "That's a not a real college and your parties are bad. I've been there before. I'll stick to the actual party schools of VA."

by Let's be serious here February 24, 2012