Sweating my ass off

Ass shitting water from heat or in embarrassment of something stupid

It’s so hot I’m sweating my ass off here

by Jazznight January 5, 2022

Sweat Meat

The mystery meat often given on sandwiches in county jail for lunch. Some will try to call it bologna, but it is not. Often pink in appearance and appears to be sweating. Most of it is completely disgusting.

Bill: What are they serving for lunch?
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.

by ThomasFromFairfax August 17, 2025

Sweat

(noun) Any individual who has lost the ability to adapt or change, causing them to panic and lash out in fear. Generally caused by the onset of old age (30+).
Referred to collectively as Sweats.

Did you see that absolute Sweat screaming at the security guard?

Ye. Total shitlord.

by -=[M]=- February 10, 2022

Sweat

Someone that try’s way to hard and is annoying as heckling

This guy is a sweat

by Smevin April 1, 2019

Get sweat

To go exercise

Paul: Hey dude, haven’t seen you at the gym recently where you been?

Brandon: I’ve been slacking man, I need to get sweat.

by Proxtron September 30, 2020

Macaroni sweats

The perspiration that gathers on ones forehead and face from leaning over a bowl of hot food.

"After two bowls of piping hot chicken noodle soup, I was dripping from macaroni sweats."

by Scaboodles August 25, 2017

Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.

Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.

by Triptow November 21, 2020