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Open for business

When a female work colleague turns around, bends over her desk and drops her pants/panties to be taken from behind
Lady: come to my office, I’m open for business
by Figgyh December 10, 2018
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Business

Your concern, your life. What nobody should be fucking with.
It was her business who the girl ran out of her one horse town, her own neighborhood, but she made it someone else's once she started trying to run other people off from theirs, in addition to making it inflammatory for everyone originally from there. She thought she was unbearable and feisty even though everybody else that knew her thought she was silly, mouthy, and lived in a bubble that nobody could burst with reality.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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Busy

About to masturbate
by Musclemustache September 22, 2019
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Business

an enterprising entity or organization that carries out professional activities. They can be commercial, industrial, or others. For-profit business entities do business to earn a profit, while non-profit ones do it for a charitable mission.
They worried that German companies would lose business.
by anonymous March 13, 2023
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business porn

creating shiny and powerful reporting for management that translates complex information into easily comprehensible and colourful charts and pictures
"Hey, that Kibana dashboard geolocation map would make great business porn"
by Alice Turing April 24, 2017
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Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
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Business Mode

The term "Business Mode" is a short way of telling people that you are gonna really focus attention on getting laid, often used by people that don't get a lot of sex and are looking to "Full business mode".

Often used by people that watch the TV series "The Inbetweeners" by referring to the episode from season 1 known as "Bunking off" where Jay states "Bollocks! I'll take care of the kid while you take care of the business. Mm. Business."
John: You need to get laid man, your still a virgin too aye?
Dave: Yeah, yeah I am but I'm gonna go into full business mode this year boss
John: Too deadly
by Dogwallet6996 March 3, 2017
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