oh nice

Basically used when people are trying to find a way to say they don’t give a fuck about the conversation and want to be somewhere else or think about something else.

"Hey, Conor, Did you know Victoria won three gold medals at the taekwondo world championship?”

"Oh nice.."

by URBAN USERRRR September 21, 2018

That's why we can't have nice things

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.

"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014

Das nice

The almighty term used when someone tells you something but you don't give 2 up-side-down fucks about it, but you do not want to hurt their fragile feelings because it would cause drama if you were to just say "I don't care and never did" .

Brendon: Hey man, I saw a cat today, it was furry man , you should of seen it. I missed my bus earlier too... Today is such a horrible day man, my pizza fell, lost my little brother at the park.. I am fragile and soft and like males. :)

Naz: Das nice.

Brendon: Aye aye aye Trev, you bout that block life?

Trevor: No my laptop broke and I have to cook and get high

Brendon: Das nice.

by NazTheDefiner December 4, 2016

it was really nice to meet you

"you couldn't understand how much i wanted to fuck you"
normally sent as a text message after one has met a potential female in a bar or such situation and has had an unsuccesful night in terms of sleeping with said female. the general underlying message remains; "i'm going to play the nice guy role and hopefully fuck you sometime in the future"
ever man's most depressing text message

it was really nice to meet you tonight, we should hook up soon for a 'drink'

by ArabianMonkeyPenguin April 12, 2011

Have a nice life.

It basically means goodbye forever. If you say this to another individual, you are telling them, from now on, from this moment on, you couldn't care less what happens to them, as long as you never see, or hear from them again. You are banishing them from your circle of loved ones and friends, from your life. It is almost always justified/warranted.

"Don't worry about responding to this. I just wanted you to know how I felt. Have a nice life."

by BlueMoon1 August 16, 2021

that's nice

A common response to a comment which you find uninteresting, boring, or you are just downright not in the right mood to care about.

Person 1: Dude, I just did a quadruple backflip on my unicycle!
Person 2: That's nice.

Person 1: Hey man, I asked out this chick, and she rejected me.
Person 2: That's nice.

by boogerh7 January 25, 2011

He's a nice guy

You really don't have anything to say about him.

Bob: How do you like your roommate?
John: I mean... he's a nice guy..

by yayayaytomm February 4, 2010