Nose Insurance

A lady with breasts large enough to protect her nose from being injured should she fall flat on her face.

Wow, those girls have got plenty of nose insurance.

by Non-pikers December 15, 2008

nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008

Nose Chin

A made up word which some children use to mess with other people's heads.

Thomas is stupid for trying to make me believe I have a nose chin.

by MaryHeatherIsTheBomb.Com April 9, 2009

Nose Dope

cocaine.

man got some nose dope ?

lets do some lines of nose dope .
lets get some nose dope.

by drugmasta5000 June 22, 2009

Nose Bulimia

Definition: The act of trying to make yourself sneeze on purpose to get rid of a booger lodged way up in your nose.

Examples: Once, I had this one really crusty booger that my finger couldn't reach, so I sniffed some pepper and that sucker came flying right out!!

Yesterday, I was bored, so I did some spring cleaning for my nose by performing nose bulimia... *sniffs* ahh.. fresh air!

by i-like-to-eat-babies May 6, 2010

Nose Offender

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.

You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Nose cola

1. What happens when you laugh while you drink a fizzy drink. Instead of being swallowed, the soda goes up the nasal passage at least, and sometimes it spews out through the nostrils.

2. A warning signal to others of impending danger to spew soda out their nose if they are sipping while watching, listening to, or reading a funny episode. Often used in fan groups like on Yahoo!

1. The joke was so funny it caused her to have nose cola.

2. The following is a funny story I wrote. Warning: nose cola!

by Geodesic June 11, 2012