NFCY

NFCY Greg was laughing so hard when he stole that crate of live ducks. What's he up to really and why was he in his underwear, and driving that stolen police car?

by The Fart-full Dodger October 31, 2023

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NFYT points

NFYT Points are being defined as: A system in which jewish teens earns "points" for hooking up with others at a NFTY events. Although in most regions, the competition is friendly, and with out incentive, large amounts of NFTY points are big ego boosters and something to be proud of.

The following is the standard NFTY points system. However, may very from region to region:

General Member: 1 Point

Temple Youth Group Board Member: 2 Points

Temple Youth Group President: 3 Points

Regional Cabinet Member: 3.5

Regional Board Member: 4 Points

Rabbis son/daughter: 5 points

Person of color: 6 points
Regional Board President: 5 Points

National Board Member: 6 Points

National President: 7 Points

Advisor: 10 points

On Shabbat: x2**

Same-Sex: ^2

At a Dan Nichols concert: +3 points*

Siblings: +the age of the youngest

*When calculating total points for the weekend, do not double or square these extra points.

**Shabbat is considered over at the end of Havdalah

*fist bump*

NFYT Points are being defined as: A system in which jewish teens earns "points" for hooking up with others at a NFTY events. Although in most regions, the competition is friendly, and with out incentive, large amounts of NFTY points are big ego boosters and something to be proud of.

Example:

Mordechai: Racking up those NFTY points this weekend man?

Abraham: Yeah dude, she's the Rabbis daughter AND its Shabbat!

by Outwitholdinwithnew January 12, 2024

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NFNFNB

No Freight
No Friends
No Bitches

That guy keeps posting to LinkedIn about his transportation job. He must have NFNFNB

by thadois January 30, 2024

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NFL

Negro Felon League

Need I elaborate? Did you watch the NFL superb owl tonight? Totally not 4 hours of government and corporate propaganda and psychological operations!

by OhSevenInChat February 11, 2024

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Nfila

Never fall in love again

I got this from the Rod Wave song “Boys Dont Cry”

Ive been using it ever since and im gonna get it tatted

Use this what a bitch or nigga do you wrong nd yea.

“On my soul, ima nfila 💯.”

by Nfila_6 February 24, 2024

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NFC

NFC stands for "Non-Fucking Characters." Inspired by the idea of NPCs, or Non-Playing Characters, NFCs are those actors in porn scenes that are part of the entire scene but don't get to have any sex at all. They're just part of the background and the story, but keep their clothes on the whole time!

Friend 1: So, is it true that you landed a role in a porno, bro?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!

When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?

by el patron himself March 11, 2024

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