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im a nazi

im a nazi
by Séan Miller February 23, 2022
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Grammar Nazi

A person who won't shut the fuck up about using correct grammar and will go to the ends of the earth to make sure you correct yourself when you use incorrect grammar
"Hey bill, did you about how Jeff is such a Grammar Nazi?"
"Yeah, I sure did Bob, did you also know that I am Jeff? We're not friends, and stop calling me Bill."
by Utervio_ November 5, 2019
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Cake Nazi

A person or business that denies service to another person based on preconceived notions or personal religious beliefs. Extra douche points are awarded to the Cake Nazi if they in fact discriminate indiscriminately, i.e. they are happy to take money from anyone in their restaurant but won't cater specifically to a gay wedding; or won't bake a cake for a Muslim's wedding but will for a Christian's wedding even if it is a different denomination of church than theirs'.
"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my rainbow icing."

"Icing, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free icing."

"You want icing?"
"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"
"What?"

"No cake for you!"
DAMN CAKE NAZI.
by JesusDiedForCake April 8, 2015
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Wannabe Nazi

A person that often idolizes Hitler and talks about various acts such as killing jews or other minorities, despite never acting them out and often roleplaying as a Nazi online, using Google Translate for german. They mostly do not know anything about the National Socialist movement, the 3rd Reich or Nazis in general. Neo-Nazis and Wannabe Nazis seem like the same, but the latter is often a shy person in real life which quickly changes online where nobody can punch them in the face.

The difference between a real Nazi and a Wannabe Nazi is the same as the one between a Mall Ninja and a Navy Seal.
Hanna: "Robert always talks about gassing jews but has jewish friends"
Tim: "Yes, he is such a wannabe nazi"
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Grammar Nazi

In the infamous words of Hank Moody

“People seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.”
Dude: I aint done nuffing!
Sherlock Holmes: You mean to say that you did, in actual fact, do something?
Dude: Grammar Nazi!
by psychomage June 6, 2016
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religion nazi

a religious person who is very sanctimonious; un-Christ-like
That bitch was a Religion Nazi, sure. Jesus definitely wouldn’t have put me in a hell hole of a halfway house like this.
by amycocoa June 2, 2014
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Coffee Nazi

Person who's very existence is to correct spelling and grammar of others on internet. Most commonly found in coffee shops telling other patrons how they are Vegan and or gluten intolerant.
Bitch was all coffee nazi, telling me I'm to stupid to spell and I need grammar lessons.
by DanOgram June 12, 2018
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