Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

myspace

A verb, such as to google something. To myspace means to once be something that was terrible but extremely popular, and then gets even worse and becomes the laughingstock of the Internet.

OMG have you been on Facebook lately? Nothing left but spambots, stale cancer memes, advertisements , and ego-whores. That place has officially myspaced.

by ethacetin May 18, 2017

myspace

A social media website

A: Hey did have you been on MySpace yet?
B: No?
A: Well it's an old social media website that people use to love back then!
B: Ugh Social Media
A: You're On Social Media Right Now -_-
B: Oh, Then Lets Check MySpace Out!

by DarkStar1108 March 27, 2018

myspacing

The act of being on myspace for an extensive amount of time (3 hours or more), while not realizing how much time has gone by, and really not doing recieving any comments or messages, just spacing out, checking you friends list every five minutes, for no particular reason, and clicking on profiles you know are private. No one knows why this is done or what causes this phenomenon. We're all guilty of it.

Whatcha doin?
nm. Just myspacing

by RandomDino September 18, 2007

myspace

The only site on the internet that attracts so much drama in one teeny tiny site!
Most ppl get one to communicate wit frens family etc. But get more then what they bargained for
But its still amazing!<3

I blocked some stalker on myspace yesturday, he said he was in my closet!

by teh.sexy.monster.named.nicole March 29, 2009

MySpaced

A place nobody goes to anymore ie a dessert of sorts

John: hey wanna go 2 d lobster 4 drinks

Chad: nah that place is SOO MySpaced

by Theo4ever January 11, 2015

Myspace whore

Myspace whores are people who go to massive friend gathering sites and add random people who have around 1500 friends that do the same thing. These people will they post alot of bulletins and comments saying to add another myspace whore. Many of them are on every waking moment and never post REAL comments or anything like that. They post most of them with links to other myspace whores profiles.

Comment:

Heyyy

Wat's up?
Add these people for me

please? Link here ---> *Link here*

Bulletin:
Add Kenzie
She's soooo cutee. and she's a myspace whore like me!
She pc4pcs and talks to you!

*Pic here*

by MidnightBeast April 3, 2010