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Monty

Monty is pretty much a god. When he enters the room silence shortly follows. Montys are very wrong and are seen as the elite of the elite. Some compare him to comedians and are usually extremely good looking and intellectual. Some would say that friends of Montys are known as his disciples. Montys are very good at socialising and often have people curled up on the floor laughing. They usually excel in sciences and have beautiful eyes.
OMG its Monty. Everybody act cool...
by UrbanWarrior31 September 29, 2021
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Marty Farty

Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.

Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.

It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."

Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
by someonewhohasnolife456 October 3, 2021
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Mort

A bowl of finger nail clippings
Mort get out of da way
by I know allll October 5, 2021
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Mort

An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur
Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight

Damn mort should be a stripper
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MARTY BANKS

"15 months... 15 months or I walk."
Marty Banks: "Can you welcome me to the Jungle"
X (Jean Paul): "Shut up Marty"
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Marty’d

Verb: The act of scheduling/volunteering for an assignment only to impose on a colleague.

Verb(‘d): Being the receiving colleague of the Marty.
“I’m going to Marty John to attend the 2 hour volunteering event I scheduled for a Friday afternoon because I have the day off.”

(‘d): “Damn, I just got Marty’d to do this volunteering event after work hours on a Friday afternoon.”
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Marty Mcfly

A type of fashion mistake where you keep 30 year old shirts so you look like you are back from the future.
It's Marty Mcfly himself.
by JuishTraditions November 14, 2021
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