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mingebiter

A person who likes to have a bite on poonany.
"I'm such a mingebiter"
by Stephen Swires November 29, 2005
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mingegraine

The infamous 'headache, no sex' scenario we all encounter. The headache blocks any chances of a sexual encounter thus rendering the female genitals unapproachable hence the phrase 'mingegraine'.
“Fancy a pint tonight mate? Jane’s got another mingegraine.”

Or

Everything was going swimmingly until Jane got a mingegraine.”
by Jacobson Flint August 6, 2009
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mingeclaw

An affectionate name to describe a female friend unlikely to get any but likes to think she will.
Girl you so up for it, you're such a dirty mingeclaw.
by vfestival09 January 15, 2010
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mangeur

One who engages in mange-related activities.
Stop being such a mangeur.
by Jarf October 9, 2003
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Midge Nugg

a small, undersized, shrimp-like person or object, that is respected but scrubby.
Allie: Hey Claire! Look at my new bike!

Claire: Does that thing have training wheels?! Man, that's a Midge Nugg!
by Allie Claire Edwreath January 12, 2008
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Midget Toe Syndrome

MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That Boy has got obsurdly small Toes"

Chris "Thats Midget Toe Syndrome and it affects girls as well"
by chipthechap July 7, 2010
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midgestuite

vertically impaired prostituite or in other words a dwarf hoe
last weekend me an me boys picked up a midgestuite
by MrGinge10 September 22, 2010
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