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back alley lo mein

When a person uses soy sauce, hoisin sauce or any other sauce used in Asian foods as lube.
Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?

Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?

Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.
by KingPhene February 4, 2024
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R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.
Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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pulling a melina

when you unwillingly stay up till 4 am because you cant fall asleep
Me: bro i was pulling a melina last night

Bro: omg why couldnt you fall asleep
by azúcar11 August 21, 2024
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French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.
I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.
by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025
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1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.
Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!
by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025
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“Beef Chow Mein”

When one man shits in another man’s curly hair.

Possibly the reason for Warren Zaman’s smirk in the music video for Warewolves of London
He got “Beef Chow Maned” when he drank too much and passed out at the party

Bobby says he’s gonna give johnny a nice big helping of “beef chow mein” on their 3rd date
by Chlap D’Ahough November 30, 2025
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Ms. Medina

A teacher who is known to give huge literature assignments, with no remorse.

She is also known to record kids playing games, or just absolutely playing chess in their computer. ( Which is illegal in Florida )
" Ms. Medina, I forgot to study for the 100-point quiz. Im sorry, I was clinically injured and broke my head "

" Well, you had 2 weeks to do it. (In reality it was 2 days ) "
by Ilovedockstheyarecool April 3, 2023
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