mercedes madrid

bullshit, diane talamante! I know it waz you, u fuckin whore! Fuckin fuck urself wit ur fucking tissues! wait, I can't talk shit about ur man boobs cuz they got "protection" (kleenex). U r full of shit!

Diane is a fucking hater and a loner!

by -ANONYMOUS DIANE HATER! April 5, 2005

dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

by jason November 1, 2004

Romeo Mercado

The SEXIEST BITCH ALIVE

I want a Romeo in my house

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

bottle merchant

Male prostitute specializing in anal sex, usually as the receiver.

They’re bottle merchants, they’ve got no voice.

by TootieMars April 18, 2021

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett December 15, 2008

Happy Merchant

An anti-Semitic illustration of a Jew. It is usually posted on imageboards about politics like /pol/.

Happy Merchant: Oy vey, shoah shoah!

by Manuele Pepe November 1, 2017

merchant

definitions unknown....scholors maintain that the true meaning of the merchant was lost at sea 2,000 years ago. A merchant, or merchantus smallus dickus, can usually be found smoking a cigar and eating sunchips down by the bay.

" the merchant enjoys eating young children while drinking guinness

by the ass pirate October 1, 2007