Memeism

Memeism is an internet-based religion originated from the birth of the 3 Wise Gods from Regent International School- the graveyard of Deepapa. Sumail is the head and creator of all memes; GLIM (Guai Lo is Me) is the second and the god of cringe; the last god Voodoo Tee aka T-Cup is the god of any form of retardation. These 3 Gods are all-powerful, all-dope, and very mature

Memeists believe that memes are the life force and the spiritual needs of the soul. Daily dosage of memes lead to a closer relationship to Sumail. Being in the cringe factor provides a more closer relationship to GLIM. Those who do not believe in Memeism will therefore rot in Hell and suffer with mental retardation and autism and any other mental or physical illness for eternity( So basically that leads Voodoo Tee to be the God of Hell ). However the Chosen Ones of Meme will be resurrected from the grave and will go to Meaven (Meme Heaven) and enjoy a eternal lifetime of unlimited memes and playgirls

How to be a Memeist A$AP:
1) Read the Mible- any source of memes, phone, tablet computer
2) Remember meme verses- Sad Pepe, Roll Safe, etc.
3) Worship the Wise Gods- by screaming Allahu Akbar in a public area and get fucking arrested
4)Live your life based on these memes
~Memeism has many denominations, the Wise Gods only recognise 3. Sayur-sayuran, Old Time Asznee, and New New New New New Zealand

1)‘Are you a Memeist?’ ‘Of course I am’
2)Memeism is the best!

Synonyms of Memeism: dope slave, Mansa Musan, Chrustlim, Gogobob, Gigibob, Bob Chai, Jya Jun

by SumailtheStormSpirit December 8, 2017

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