Matthew 

A very sexy black man, so sassy and doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut

Wow have you seen Matthew he's so sexy

Matthew by J4zzyB4exoxo December 15, 2024

Matthew 

The most annoying kid in the universe who can’t stop talking.

Matthew: *SINGS LOUD IN CLASS*
Girl 1: SHUT UP!

Matthew by MayoDaPotato January 22, 2025

MATTHEW 

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks

Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.

MATTHEW by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025

Matthew 

Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.

Matthew can suck a weiner

Matthew by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025

Matthew 

He’s kinda freaky, but yk you still love him for him. He’s definitely not funny and he has this voice like that is very low. Some would describe it as darth Vader but not many would agree. He’s of Hispanic traits, mostly being Mexican.

“Hey have you seen the Matthew guy?”
“Oh yeah he reminds me of darth Vader.”

Matthew by Anonymous reporter man 11223 February 22, 2025

Matthew 

Matthew is a person who is probably a racist and might send gore but he is a douche bag in all

Friend 1: Hey Matthew where you been

Matthew: Up your moms ass

Matthew by heckler12 March 19, 2025

Matthew 

To be a gay fucking idiot

Stop being a Matthew

Matthew by Buttercup1389 April 13, 2025