materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006

Bf material

Used mainly in ghettohoods, as explained by a ghetto girl, it basically means a boyfriend that is suitable for you.

ttengchill (ghetto girl): yo he's defz not bf material.
tugua: LOL WTF?

by tugua February 27, 2011

Mater

A man that squats to pee.

I heard that swedes have clean toilets cause they're maters and they don't get pee on the lid.

by Hotlixx May 6, 2009

Myspace Material

When a picture, quote, event, etc. is so great it's worth putting on your myspace page

That's the craziest picture i've ever seen of evan, definately myspace material

by Bleeeee October 4, 2006

Matera

Another word used for 'mother' as used in the Sherrilyn Kenyon book 'Acheron'.

I love you Matera

by KaliDevil June 1, 2011

Mateo

mateo is the type of boy that grows taller than you after being one of the shortest in the class.

He is super nice and friendly and he always knows how to cheer you up. Despite his awkwardness, he makes a good friend and will always take time to listen to you.

Mateo is overall a great guy and will definitely be able to put a smile on your face.

Person 1: haha he’s so awkward it makes me laugh.

Person 2: yeah that’s mateo, he’s a great friend

by uruallysubjecketisnice December 2, 2019

mateja

mateja's that guy who just plays games a fair bit. he's got sweet brown eyes but can be a pain in the ass at times.

Guy 1: "Ugh that guy literally keeps posting the same memes again and again..!"
Guy 2: "Chill.. That's just Mateja."

by miss rae is me October 17, 2020