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Mail Lady

Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.

Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.

Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.

Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....

Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.

Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.

guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.

Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
by PostOfficer February 22, 2019
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lady bangaa

Lady bangaaas is family, every girl in the group is firee💅🏽. There not players but treat them wrong and u will regret it. If u see 1 bangaaa u see the other. They also have a crazy attitude
Yooo u saw a lady bangaaa today, she looked fire
by Hollywood le January 4, 2019
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Lady Lair

A room or space within a residence to promote independent sanctuary and recreation according to a woman's interests.
Jennifer did not like the menstruation hut mentality of "She Sheds" and instead chose to remain inside her home's Lady Lair to watch football, listen to records, and read.
by Tabikitten June 17, 2018
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Lady bagel

1. Crazy asian white girl
2. Another name for a ham wallet
Did you see that lady bagel?!
by Jolliest October 5, 2018
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Lady F

Old spinster, interested in photographs taken by other people, and her split personality makes her psychotic.
"I'm not talking to you"....."ok Lady F" ... 1 hour later "hello how are you?" - psychotic actions
by Babyblueboo November 9, 2023
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casserole lady

a middle age woman who gifts a casserole to a rich widower in hopes to marry them.
"there will be so many casserole ladies trying to date me."

"All the casserole ladies will be fighting over him after she's gone"

"She's just a casserole lady"
by katz22 December 22, 2022
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Bead Lady

Crazy, insane, evil person who is madly in love with plastic round shape with holes in the middle.
Get away crazy bead lady I don’t want your beads.
by AvidBeadHater January 7, 2023
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