Wheezin The Juice 

When you come upon a public restaruant, and you notice the beverage dispenser, don't you wish you could just drink from the tap?

This is where "Wheezin The Juice" comes into play. When someone Wheezes The Juice, one sticks their mouth underneath the beverage dispenser of their liking, and pushes the button, releasing the godly flow of Drank into said person's awaiting mouth.

Me: Dude, I'm kinda thirsty.

Fox: Buy some drank brah.
Me: I broke brahski
Fox: Brahhhhh. Try Wheezin The Juice buuuuuuuddy.

Me: Okay! -Proceeds to Wheeze Teh Juice-

Wheezin The Juice by ZOMGZ T3H BOMBERMANz December 6, 2009

Poon Juice 

A slippery, wet substance created by a womans vagina or poon, usually before sex, or when sexually aroused. Poon Juice serves the purpose of lubricating.

Dude, Danyelle was so horny last night- I was dripping wet from head to toe with poon juice by the time her and I finished having sex.

Poon Juice by BiP0larBear July 28, 2006

life juice

the liquid in an animal or human body that is also known as blood

He got cut and is now losing his life juice

life juice by henru May 14, 2005

ghetto juice 

A term to describe a gallon of juice that contains less then 1% juice and cost only one dollar.

Lets go to stop and shop and get some ghetto juice.

ghetto juice by bags May 31, 2003

tolerance juice 

Any concoction of alcohol used to help tolerate a person, a place, or a situation.
In theory, the more tolerance juice you consume, the less annoyed you will be.

Without tolerance juice the person, place, or situation is quite simply, well, intolerable and you could potentially slip into a rage blackout.

Warning: Excessive consumption of tolerance juice may result in memory loss and/or loss of clothing.

BRO1: 'Hey, let's go check out that new bar across the street.'
BRO2: 'I hear it's not that great.'
BRO1: 'Come on, 5 minutes. Real quick, if it's lame, we'll come back here.'
BRO2: 'Okay, let me just finish my tolerance juice first!'

GIRL1: 'Uh, were you just talking to your ex over there?'
GIRL2: 'Yeah, he came up and started rambling about how he misses me or whatever.'
GIRL1: 'What did you say to him?'
GIRL2: 'Nothing, all I could think of was coming back over here and ordering more tolerance juice so I don't have a rage blackout!'
GIRL1: 'Let's get some shots!!'

tolerance juice by nshay April 22, 2009

nicotine juice 

the juice from nicotine gum

I was chewing some smoking gum and I ate like 3 pieces , just so i could drink the nicotine juice!

nicotine juice by Sonny Black Monster December 30, 2008

Cranberry-pineapple juice 

A drink mixture that makes your pussy taste good.

*My boyfriend* - “hey i’m going to the store do you want anything?”

*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”

*My boyfriend* - (;

Cranberry-pineapple juice by your-moms-gay August 19, 2019