Jonathass

n. the condition of being an ass named Jonathan; to achive this condition, the Jonathan must be unquestionably retarded, inconsiderate, or offensive. This doesn't necessarily make the Jonathan a bad person, but it probably is one.

Jonathass: "Did I ever tell you that I used to have a big brother, but he died?"
Naive conversationist: "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! That explains why you act like an ass!"
Jonathass: "Hahahaha. I'm glad you believed that piece of BS."

by Emigoodish July 1, 2011

Johnathan

Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back

Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week

by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017

johnathan conroy

A fucking retard who looks like a toenail and calls people shmeet thinking hes something he's not

"Yo look at that retarted kid going around calling people a shmeet "
"he must be a johnathan conroy

by guy 7 787878w April 20, 2018

jhonathan's mother

jhonathan's mother is having a baby. And dating with yod.

jhonathan's mother is having a baby!! She is giving birth!! She is giving birthh!!
:O
(+_+)

by Imeka April 16, 2018

Jonathon

Jonathon a Funny, cute,and nice Guy. He plays sports and is very fast. Most the girls like him for having muscles and his sense of humor. He plays lots of video games at home with his friends on his computer. Although, some girls know him for having a small private. He is a very honest guy and would be good to be friends with.

Bell: OMG Jonathon is so cuteee! Your lucky to have him as your bf.
Hannah: Ya but, he has such as tiny private
Bell: Oh. Really?
Hannah: Yeah i'm disappointed

by TheTruthIsToBeTold May 8, 2018

Johnathan's egg

A term used to ask a player in a different squad or team to leave their team in secret and to join yours . This is commonly used to get a player in fortnite to join your team

Matthew*in a squad

Harry *has a free space in his squad

Harry"mathew Johnathan's egg"
Matthew*leaves his team to join the better one I.e. Harrys team

by Boohs June 12, 2018

Jonathong

A type of male species specifically named Jonathon, who chooses to wear female under garments such as thongs.

Hence the name - Jonathong.

Please also see, jon-a-thongy

Have you seen the newest trend them are calling it ‘Jonathong’

by UrbanMaker2019 February 16, 2019