noun, at least I think so. could be a noun, could be an adjective, who gives a shit. parts of speech are lame anyway.
"Jesus Powers" is the description one applies to a particular person when a particular situation has occurred that defies logic and reason. When the impossible has not only been made possible, but accomplished as well then an individual may be referred to as having Jesus Powers.
"Jesus Powers" is the description one applies to a particular person when a particular situation has occurred that defies logic and reason. When the impossible has not only been made possible, but accomplished as well then an individual may be referred to as having Jesus Powers.
(During a late night online first-person shooter match)
Guy 1:"Dude! I shot this asshole with, like, 30 fuckin' bullets! No fuckin' way he could have survived that shit. I was lighting his ass up!"
Guy 2: "Dude's got fuckin' Jesus powers man."
(While attending a magic show)
"How does Criss Angel do that shit? Must have Jesus powers."
Guy 1: "Fuckin' Jesus powers."
Guy 1:"Dude! I shot this asshole with, like, 30 fuckin' bullets! No fuckin' way he could have survived that shit. I was lighting his ass up!"
Guy 2: "Dude's got fuckin' Jesus powers man."
(While attending a magic show)
"How does Criss Angel do that shit? Must have Jesus powers."
Guy 1: "Fuckin' Jesus powers."
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