Jason is much more than the name of a serial killer in the Halloween movies.
Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.
Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.
Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.
Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.
Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.
Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.
by M4G1C_J4Y October 23, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!
(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019
Get the Jason Kaplanmug. Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.
Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
by Jstaub1992 November 23, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a disgusting selfish asshole who gets high everyday. Thinks he is the shit but really secretly no one likes him. He is very mean sometimes and is a liar. Always try’s to be funny and jokes around too much and it gets fucking annoying. Thinks he is hilarious. Uses the excuse of being high when he’s mean to girls, calling them sluts and whores. He lies. Be careful with Jason’s. They will break ur heart if you let them.
“Hi jason! How are you?”
“Send me nudes slut”
“Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
“Send me nudes slut”
“Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
by Angelicpussy October 8, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. 
A cheating ass bitch ! Who never will give a fuck about you so I will advise you to stay away from Jason’s
by Woahbrochill November 7, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. Jason
Jason is a gay guy who likes Aryan. He is sometimes dumb and had a 92 percent average in science last year.
by padthai December 12, 2019
Get the Jasonmug.