Usually a big kid who still lives his parents and will until he’s 30, likes to eat a lot of food and is awful at sports betting and fantasy football. Incest? Indeed.
me: i love my boyfriend so much :) his name is jack :)
my friends: shut the fuck up, no one cares, we get that you're happy but theres a time and place to talk about him, we do not care right now, please stop talking
A great guy with a range of women to pick from. Gets laid very often but some turn him down because he has a huge penis.he is currently dating one of America’s populars girls Madison ray and has a lot of hot chicks to come in the future.
Jack is commonly the chieftain of the tribe, an intense and glorified lover. Legends date back to the ancient Egyptians, where it was said that a Jack made cleopatra a laurel of doves so beautiful that she was satisfied just by the sight of it. Most Jack’s have a body carved from the bronze of Apollo, a physique that must have been created by 7 days in the gym 10 hours a day. Jack is one of the funniest and most kind souls you will ever meet, but don’t get on his bad side. If you ever see an angry Jack; run, or get on your knees and beg for mercy.
“Oh my god, that dude is huge, must be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”