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Jordan Cutters 

Anyone who loves to play call of duty ALL THE TIME.
Wow.. he's such a Jordan Cutters. He's ALWAYS online.
Jordan Cutters by jennyology November 8, 2010

Jordan and Noah 

Two people that should be together. A really cute cupple. They both love each other no matter what happens. No one should ever split up Jordan and Noah because they are perfect for each other.
Jordan and Noah would be the cutest cupple in school
Jordan and Noah by Piggyfrog May 20, 2015
A weird nerdy person who loves reading and crushes on every person of the opposite sex they see
Jordan's such a nerd, she's always in her fucking room reading
Jordan by Nerddd July 27, 2015
A jerk that no one can trust. If you are dating him break up with him he hates you but you love him.
Oh no sweetie you can't trust him. That is a Jordan.
Jordan by Flurgenburgers June 10, 2016
A name to describe a male or female. One described as a Jordan is usually described as perverted, badass, emotional, and clingy.

Their best qualities include being totally badass and loving anything crazy. Their friends will follow them to do something crazy, but they'll rarely get in trouble for it.

Their worst qualities include being dirty minded, emotional, and clingy. A Jordan will cling to their spouse like crazy and will get mad if they do anything to hurt Jordan. They can easily get depressed and can take anything as dirty. Lucky for them, their friends are always there to comfort Jordan.
Example 1: Did you hear what Jordan did to the teacher yesterday?

Example 2: Jordan has been very suicidal lately.
A fat white boy who wears gay glasses and walks around saying he's "biosexual". Or more commonly known as, the faggot.
"Hey that Jordass kid has a big ass!!"
Jordass by S4m4nth4 March 7, 2017