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Jess

A Jess is an awesome girl who is horny every other day
"Wow, you're such a Jess!"
by used.to.be.a.shuttlecock December 18, 2021
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Jess

A Jess is someone who Has a good side and a bad side. Her good side is that she will always be there for you no matter what and if you have a problem with school, home or friends she will be there ready to talk about it. She is the best friend you will ever have because she has a serious but also a non serious side. If you get her when she is in a fun mood she won’t stop for at least 2 hours after. Don’t give her sugar because she will go crazy.

A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.

Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
Friend 1 - Is that Jess still packing her stuff up 5 minutes after the bell rang?

Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow

Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.

Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.

Guy 1 - Dang it
by definingdumbo3 June 20, 2019
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Jesse James Donellan

A complete asshole but is amazing good in bed and has a huge slong.
Wow a Jesse James Donellan stole my girl in the nicest way.
by JesseTheBest June 5, 2018
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Jess Ozella

The most beautiful girl there is, was, or ever will be. She could lay claim to your heart and soul. But she won't have you.
She's phenomenal and sexy as fuck. Jess Ozella.
by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023
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Jessing

Dude I love fucking jessing him so much
by randaldascandal June 29, 2024
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jess

tayla: damnnn they're short
jess: taller than your DICK
by dickdestroyer9999000 July 17, 2023
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Jesse

I am Jesse
I am Jesse
by Hshshshbbs November 1, 2019
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