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jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.
John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.
by missoldskool March 21, 2017
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Jizz Cone

The act of jizzing on an ice cream cone or ice cream treat and using it as syrup
Dude totally fed my chick a jizz cone last night
by Minnimus September 22, 2010
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Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s
Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz
by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
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jizz mat

A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.
George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.
by SlagsWife January 7, 2010
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loogie jizz

To fill her mouth up so much with jizz blast it comes out of her nose
I blasted and the bitch loogie jizzed all over me
by autoliscious December 17, 2015
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Jizz Purse

A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.
Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.

Dude stoping being a JP
by The Dirty T September 1, 2013
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jizz rizz

To rizz somebody up by cumming on them
Did you hear? Sam is dating his sister!”
“Yeah! Apparently he used his jizz rizz on her”
by nigadiga May 22, 2023
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