Christmas blue balled

the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted

guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)

by mick buchey December 25, 2008

Drug store christmas

The horrible gifts from the drug store such as a knock off gaming console, a book with i generic title , or a over priced action figure from something you have never heard of. Then these gifts are given to an unlucky child for christmas.

Mom: ok son open your gift!

little billy: OMGGGG ITS A...fun station 5. 0.o

Mom: Isnt that what you wanted?

little billy: No you dumb bitch, i specifically asked for a playstation 3. wtf is this shit.

Mom: sorry you had a "drug store christmas"

little billy: >=(

by Spootybeaver113 April 24, 2011

Christmas Eve Sex

Sex without foreplay. Like Santa, spoke not a word and went straight to his work.

Hey babe let's have Christmas Eve Sex, that will be quick.

by Quickie too December 9, 2011

Ethiopian Christmas tree

Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.

Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.

by Babalua November 7, 2012

Christmas Dinner Syndrome

You get Christmas Dinner Syndromeby eating to much food.
When you cannot digest your food

“Oh boy I think I’ve got Christmas Dinner Syndrome!” Said the Boy.

by Boomer.B November 3, 2019

Lamara Christmas Pudding

A Rich and unctuous pudding made with winter dry fruit soaked in spiced rum, topped with brandy caramel sauce and Madagascar Vanilla creme chantilly and.. Love

Man that Lamara Christmas Pudding really put the Christmas season in me

by ShadyJman November 26, 2021

Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster

An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.

"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"

by sjd76 December 25, 2013