Cracking Ass

(verb) pennsylvanian for farting loudly or violenty.

John just ate 10 tacos and is cracking ass like a muthafuka

by chewey April 18, 2006

Ass for days

Girls that be packin'; huge vuloptuous asses on them!!!

Look at her she got ass for days, just like JAcki

by mafia mamma December 27, 2004

Ass Pimple

The term for the excrutiating pimple that grows on your butt. The pimple is usually placed on a part of the ass that is responsible for accomodating pressure. Hence, why people have a hard time sitting down.

Yo I got this ass pimple and I have to sit on one cheek ALL the time!

Yo this ass pimple hurts like a bitch~!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cont May 27, 2008

Ass Pass

For a girl to give you the ok for anal sex.

Angelina gave C-pain an Ass Pass for the Hill Country

by C-Pain52 August 26, 2008

Ass Armor

When your girlfriend/wife wears both panties and boxers to bed. This is used to indicate that you will not be having sex. This is often related to her being on her period. Other possible explanitions include that she is sick or unhappy with you for some reason.

When I crawled into bed my girlfriend had her ass armor on. I guess that it is that time of the month again - blowjob week!

by Not getting any tonight July 25, 2008

ass beating

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club

Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.

by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007

ass venting

It is the act of having sex on the balcony of a hotel in front of the external air conditioning vent. The guests on the inside of the hotel room will be able to smell the ass (sex).

Will you two knock that ass venting off out there on the balcony because it is reaking of ass in here.

by Dapril August 9, 2006