green snake

shreks dick

shreks dick looks like a green snake

by Turtl11 March 8, 2017

liquor snake

when you are too drunk and you have to blame your actions on the imaginary conscience that is with you all night

“man i got so mangled last night i pissed on myself and womped my friends with pillows, it wasn’t me though the liquor snake came out to play.”

by [e-mail] May 21, 2020

E-snake

someone you befriend online and uses you only to their advantage.

that girl i met on discord was such an e-snake. she only messages me when she is sad. can’t we talk about something else?

by meadowboi June 19, 2019

frog snake

"They are bad because they jump out of mars and hit you in the back of the kneecap with a sandwhich"

"watch out for frog snakes

by mccarth14 May 5, 2018

skinning the snake

When you are so addicted to masturbating you shred off layers of skin

Man, i had to go to the hospital cause i was skinning the snake

by SSEARS44 October 6, 2017

Tinsel Snake

Garland

You know that Tinsel Snake on the Christmas Tree and my sweater.

by Rocky M! December 9, 2021

Snake Dick

A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.

Oh man... I need to go to the doctor I’m starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.

by Grandmasthetits March 13, 2020