Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

Minutes

What the court clerk emails you when your court is over. Or you get it in mail in jail. A typed out description of what happened in court.

CO: Hanks you got mail

Other inmates : Whatchu get?

Hanks: it’s just my minutes from court today

by Goodkidnomore November 28, 2022

Gimme 2 minutes

Gimme 2 minutes
The translation in parts controller terms 1 minute is equal to several other phone calls, conversations and general larking around, which usually equates to between 30 minutes and not at all.

Gimme 2 minutes and I'll call you back

by Andygoesdutch January 15, 2020

two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats

two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind

by kaka bin September 10, 2020

three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee May 31, 2018

2 minutes

When a woman says 2 minutes is too much

Pov:me trying to find a girl that thinks 2 minutes is enough

by Weuh11 August 10, 2022

Digital minute

One minute and eleven seconds. A period of time, an integral number of which is used to quickly and roughly program a microwave oven. For example, 1:11, 2:22, 3.33, etc.

"Nuke it."
"How long?"
"About a digital minute." Ie. 1:11

by Red nine August 17, 2013