Hookerface

Someone with the face of a hooker. You see their face and immediately want to pay them for sex.

I was walking down the hall and saw Destiny's hookerface, which made me want to pay her for sex.

by Mer.Mil March 1, 2012

hotface hooker

A person with an attractive face who utilities there chocha for personal gain.

Becky was such a hotface hooker for sleeping with my next door neighbor.

by maggiemoooo October 4, 2010

Hooger bangin'

A way to tell a friend they have a booger hangin' in hopes of saving them from embarassment.

Here's a tissue, you've got a hooger bangin'.

by Lynlee4 August 25, 2008

Hookermonger

A man with repeated terrible taste in loose, trashy women

That hookermonger won't come near my little sister or I'll knock his lights out.

by Tickerbomb76 August 26, 2009

Hookershit

its a nickname you call one of your bestfriends jokingly. Made up by Rachel Foster in Spring, Texas in the summer of 2008.

Hey Hookershit! What are you up too?

by Raera3!! November 11, 2009

Hooter Day

A designation for any given day in which women wear clothing revealing or accentuating their breasts at a rate greater than baseline. See also Tit Monday.

That must be the tenth tube top I've seen today. It's Hooter Day!

by rolnardz September 12, 2010

Hooberknocker

When an old man hits you in the face with his dusty ballsack.

Jenny: The old man I picked up at the senior center totally gave me a hooberknocker.
Janet: I had one of those once, it was awesome!

by ayazbee December 27, 2011