person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?
by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023
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Hitler Moment

Condemnation of a race, religion or group of people while in a bad mood or fit of rage while shortly after having clarity and realising that you are being a Hitler
John smashes at the keyboard of his phone wishing his antagonisers a firey death after a heated debated online. John slams his phone down on the table. Heart pounding.
“Oh damn that got way too hetaed. I probably should delete that comment about wishing all trolls would die in a fiery plane crash. That turned into a real Hitler Moment Jeeze.”

Coined for Mommy Jeans YMH episode 705
By: OG_Mysterybox007
by Mysterybox007 April 29, 2023
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French Hitler

Similar to a”French inhaleyou blow smoke out of your mouth into another persons nose.
Yo, can I bum a smoke?
This is my last one , sorry.
Damn, well let me get a French hitler off your last hit.
by DimwittedandInsecure April 12, 2024
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hitler kike

somebody who is super fucking hypocritical, because hitler hated jews but kikes are jews so like yeah
Guy A (Before Michael Jackson's death) Michael Jackson loves fucking little boys!

(After Michael Jackson's death)

Guy A: RIP Michael Jackson, he was such a legend and I don't care about the time he repeatedly thrust his nutsack in and out of a twelve year old's mouth!

Guy B: Man, you're such a hitler kike.
by goofyfoog March 06, 2024
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Cervix Hitler

A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.

Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."

"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."

"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
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Hitler's Opposite

"oh they're born on the same day, but hitler was bad and lizard is an angel, she's Hitler's Opposite."
by Hitler's Opposite March 29, 2024
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bill hitler

"that statement is so Bill Hitler."
by Bill Biggles Hitler July 08, 2020
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