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I thought my experience on that date was a 0/10 but then remembered the Hitler allowance so it was actually a 3/10
by I.AM.SCARED July 7, 2025
Get the The Hitler Allowance mug.Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?
-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?
-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
Get the Jews (Hitlers Toy) mug.Had Hitler tried to go the artist route or take advantage of oppurtunities in art, he would have likely started with something that looked like graffiti, except not as gang related marking of his perceived territory, but large scale spraypainted visual scenes to capture the minds of the masses and convince them that he wasn't just marking territory he perceived as his own, (as Napoleon would have done before him) that it was actually somehow in their best interest to welcome/celebrate his arrival/presence there . He would have been the guy that everyone knew, but nobody knew much about (kind of like a male version Anna Delvey/Sorokin) and someone that wanted to be everyone else's voice/face (despite being an outsider to the region he was trying to conquer/be the voice/face of). He would have been an underground kind of guy, trying to be noticed by some without standing out to all, though he would have claimed to be "different" ,"colorful" , or "rebellious (against bossiness)" instead of plain as an old tin pail and bossy. A guy that would have said just about anything to keep his tentacles wrapped around/over people's eyes, thus keeping their minds from connecting A to B (or hiring a consultant to keep anybody from connecting A to B, as the workload would pile up over time).
Hitler would likely have been involved in/active in any community he was in, whether it be with religious or political organizations/cooperatives/collaborations/collectives) or something like a spiritual group (a yoga cult he was looking to start with a legitimate looking/sounding facade of helping people better themselves or their community).
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
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Get the great nob, hitler mug.When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.
1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."
2: "Damn, that's rough."
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