Why is everything on here related to sex?

Because there's a bunch of stupid immature horny bastards on the Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?

by PhoenixGamer34 October 15, 2023

Here Miss

Here Miss is a phrase that is used when you see a male and make them laugh. but it can commonly been used when someone is going to consume them and that is the phrase that they say before they do. By the way, Here Miss, You have 5 minutes to save yourself. I, am, coming...

P2: You are a silly cold, vegan, out-of-date chicken nugget
P1: Here Miss
P2 was never heard from again

by Shrek the freg October 25, 2023

I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

It feels like a furnace in here

Your partner/significant other has been taken hostage and replaced with a shape shifter

“Sorry Hughie it feels like a furnace in here”

by anonymous July 19, 2024

drop your tail here's your mail

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter

while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.

by krappykrieger October 18, 2010

Here Town

A small town in the USA bordered by qrrbrbirlbel, founded by Lyco Jsxbot in 1836.
It's most notably the living place for the 3 Jaxbot Boys (Aiden, Jaxon, and Kenny), as it means on the Here Town flag (a striped pattern of green, red, and blue.)

"Hey bro, you coming to my party this weekend?"
"Naw, sorry dude. I'm going to Here Town for a vaycay"

by David Twerkbuttz June 29, 2022

Here's Johnny!

A line from the horror movie "The Shining". It became so popular everybody started using it. It is said by the actor Jack Nicholson.

Guy 1: I heard someone knocking on the door.
*Opens door*
Guy 2: Here's Johnny!
Guy 1: Fuck you asshole!

by Big_hawkbro1212 December 6, 2024