hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

hairy tate

Boat guy that plays in waters off the Baja coast....not to smart but smart enough to make a pirate grin and the ladies flash their teeth.

The hairy tate sang a sea tune and drank his tequila in a large shot glass.

by Capt. Benito March 10, 2017

Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019

Hairy Baird

A mixed alcoholic beverage comprising Guinness, Coke and Morgan's Rum.

"Geese us a Hairy Baird mister!"

by LanceSmith March 31, 2009

Hairy Neri

A short British female who’s exceptionally hairy

Did you see that hairy Neri pass by, she needs to shave

by Scabbybaby January 26, 2020

hairy suds

The act of shaving your balls while using body shampoo

My balls are squeaky clean, but now my bathtub is covered in a illusivly high about of pubes and suds, this dirties the tub. My tub has hairy suds

by Shitposting_Xtreme May 8, 2018

Hairy Gravedigger

A femboy who has a hairy, shovel-shaped penis who likes to munt with his brother.

Dang, that guy Steven is a real Hairy Gravedigger

by MunterWhitmoyer April 1, 2024