bag his junk

The act of putting on a condom.

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.

by jrsjoint March 15, 2010

sugar in his ass

When a guy likes dick in his ass. Gay man.

He looks like he has a little sugar in his ass.

by TheMan600987 May 15, 2016

dumping his load

Emptying a full trailer so that it can be filled again. ...What a still operator will tell the chopper driver when he's looking for the truck driver.

"Dude where's the next truck?"

"Oh, he's dumping his load, he'll be there in 5 minutes."

by npokpr October 15, 2013

Achilles in his tent

When a big member of anything refuses to work because of some petty dispute.

Achilles during the Trojan War, in the Illiad:
Agamemnon: BlahblahblahI'm king blahblahblah.
Achilles: Oh my Zeus shut up! *skulks off to tent*
Greeks:*die horribly*

"Jill and Jack couldn't agree on what color was the best, so Jill refused to participate in the PFD. What an Achilles in his tent!"

by Eurylochus November 8, 2009

Biting His Balls

Acting nervously about a situation. This term can be used in place of "Biting His Nails"

TJ is really biting his balls about tomorrow's test.

by Pa$cal February 24, 2009

in his/her bag

Crazy. Doing something stupid. In Philly terms, "Drawn" or "Drawlin". Actin a fool. In NYC terms, "Wildin Out".

Shorty's in her bag right now wearing leather leg-ins and boots in the summertime. He or She is in his/her bag right now thinkin they can keep goin around having unprotected sex and not catch something.

by SouloCutz April 6, 2009

hi how are you

A word to say to someone who you first meet. Your also trying to be nice and friendly, but your just actually toxic as hell and your gonna make them go to depressed as everyone else that you did.

me: hi how are you
???: hi! im ok :)
me: didnt you read the urban dictionary?
???: oh no..

by im smart as ashley February 17, 2021