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Gosmer

An infected testicle, that has taken shape to a triangular prism. It will spread through anal sex between two males.
Dude stay away from that guy, he has gosmer
by BratDefines February 28, 2022
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goomer

When you goom it means youre the um, so y'know umm that thing when uhh, umm GOOM
Josh: "IM GONNA GOOM AHHHHHHHHH"
Kate: "Oh yeah, youre a goomer daddy"
Both: *gooms*
by Certified Goomer April 12, 2022
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Goomey

A proper noun

This person is all right and not a rasict dick head because urban dictionary only has one definition
Person 1: hey Goomey. I just looked up your name, and it says your a rasict asshole
Goomey: Bruh
by Frytheryethenonbinonguy April 24, 2022
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Geometryflame

Used to communicate "Follow me", however implies the speaker is cooler than the recipient
Then, the motorcyclist said to the potato, "Geometryflame ya little stud." and the potato never left him.
by Geoflame May 5, 2022
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gnomed

i am gnot a gnelf
i am gnot a gnoblin
i'm a gnome
and you've been

gnomed
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022
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gnomes

gnomes
by gnomesbabes May 7, 2022
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Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.
My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!
by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022
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