Griffin Collins

Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High who nobody really likes. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would “steal” them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks it’s a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a dumbass and pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is not going to collage (which means he will most likely end up hitting on high school freshman girls for the rest of his life or until he is locked up for being a pedophile). He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia or be a homeless person on the street if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.

Griffin Collins needs to grow up and get some friends his age

by XxUnknowxX May 9, 2018

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Sexiest guy of all time and has the ability to make any girl orgasm for hours. Is very smart, cool, and has a huge dick. Has probably had sex with your girlfriend.

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by Mr cool kid 1234 October 18, 2018

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A tank of a guy. Both women and men crave him, might be guy you’re not sure. One thing is for sure though he’s got a big cock.

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In states where weed laws have recently changed and dispensaries can't legally sell recreationally, people will sell books for a large amount of cash and included with the book is a 'gift' which is generally marijuana.

Mark: Yea bro, even though it's legal now, I still have to have it gifted to me. You're lucky you live in Cali.

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by TheMilkMan69 July 6, 2019

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