Gobshite

Complete and utter moron, usually thinks they know everything.

leo varadkar, there's an awful gobshite!

by michael d higgins October 8, 2018

Gooch

Gooch Also known as Beaufort's Bridge in the SW of Scotland, possibly named after the Weapons Dump site of Beaufort's Dyke, as it seperates the Irish & Scottish coast & is Full o' Shite from WW2 so it keeps you out of the shit

Bought new skiddies fur work & the bastid things have given Beauforts Bridge Gooch a right sair yin I'm gaun tae hae tae pit the bogroll on Ice & stuff it doon them

by ADifferenceBetweenDaft&Stupid November 15, 2018

Goochin' it

To smuggle contraband by taping items onto your gooch.

Me: how are you getting that molly into the show tonight
Friend: I am Goochin' it.

by The Trutru November 21, 2018

Gobshite

Loud-mouthed person who talks a lot, but nothing with any value - as in shite coming out of their gob

‘The big Gobshite reckons the Cloontagh men will win the Over the Bridge match the year’

by EddieIverslad December 22, 2018

Gooch Week

The bit in between Christmas and New years Day

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!

by 50ShadesOfTommy December 28, 2018

Gooch

When lesbians get pussy.

I just ate my girl out and her gooch was great.

by Shlongdong.com January 27, 2019

Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.

Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”

by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019